Tubero smells my fart

by Julius Roden

Posted on INQUIRER.net Cybervision

August 24, 2009

Convert Jenna Jameson and Rocco Siffredi to music and the result will be ‘Tubero’.

If we have short films in the movie industry, this rock band also has short songs in the underground music industry.

Most of their songs do not exceed sixty seconds. Something that will definitely take your excuses away particularly; if you would refuse to listen to their songs.

I saw them perform live at Bri-Iw Bar in Timog Avenue and I could tell that I had a good laugh. It totally got rid of my stress. Before 10 seconds is over, your body will burn calories because the lyrics are so funny.

The underground music industry will not be the same without Tubero.

Life can be so miserable if we keep thinking that way. Include those political leaders all over the world giving us the same promises every election, the endless war of different religions, pathetic hypocrites stuck in their lame lives and so much more.

I mean, for a second there, maybe you would want to treat yourself right and have some fun.

You can shout, squeal, scream, yell and let go of that anger deep inside.

Impossible to do?

Well, let ‘Tubero’ do that for you.

Go to the official website of RAKISTA.

Listen to the songs in their digital album such as:

2 Ball, Can Thought Anna, Emo Tell, Sex Scandal, Galit Sa Guwapo (Pretty Boys Suck), Lasing (Drunk), Utot Ni Lola (Grandma’s Fart), Kaintae (Eat Shit), Manyakis (Sex Maniac), Kupal and Jaycool.

Check out their gigs and let their music release your frustrations, fear, anxiety, insecurity and all those shit.

However, if you’re narrow-minded and fully attached to the so-called system created by this society, which I think is just an illusion as far as quantum physics is concern… well, get lost.

You don’t belong here.

How’s that for my unjournalistic choice of words?

To all the haters of my blog, please smell my fart.

It’s free.